This and That:
Christian One-Liners
Someday we may have a sign that we could advertise upcoming events, welcome newcomers, tell the title of the coming homily, or show one-liners as follows.
➢ Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
➢ Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
➢ Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
➢ It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
➢ The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
➢ When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
➢ People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
➢ Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
➢ Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
➢ If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
➢ God Himself does not propose to judge a man or a woman until they are dead. So why should you?
➢ Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
➢ Peace starts with a smile.
➢ I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from!
➢ A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on the premises.
➢ We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
➢ Be you fishers of men and women. You catch them; the Lord will clean them.
➢ Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
➢ Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
➢ Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
➢ Forbidden fruits create many jams.
➢ God doesn’t call the qualified; God qualifies the called.
➢ God grades on the cross, not the curve.
➢ God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts!”
➢ God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
➢ He who angers you, controls you!
➢ If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
➢ Prayer: Don’t give God instructions -- just report for duty!
➢ The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
➢ The will of God never takes you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
➢ We don’t change the message; the message changes us.
➢ You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him or her.
➢ The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
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